After climbing Payson Canyon (the cycling version of "The Never Ending Story"), Adam and I met up with Mark near the top of the Nebo Loop to watch the Tour of Utah riders finish Stage 2. Adam decided that the riders needed a little extra motivation to ride fast. You can't tell me that seeing something like what I'm about to show you below wouldn't motivate you to ride away as fast as possible.
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Things started out innocently enough (what, this doesn't seem innocent to you? Well keep reading then...):
First there was the barking:
And then the bearded lady started hitting on the support vehicles:
Finally, local mountain biker Mitch Peterson finds out how it feels to get swatted by a tranny:
Levi went on to thank the Bearded Lady for providing the necessary motivation to win the stage:
Once her (his?) work was done, he/she road off into the mist:
Adam may not be making his wife a proud woman, but he made for an entertaining stage at the Tour of Utah, and that's what really matters.
Tardy. REAL Tardy.
8 hours ago