Have you ever finished a ride that was so good that you almost felt like you needed to go see your ecclesiastical authority afterwards to clear things up? Because nothing should feel that good without being a little sinful? No? Well maybe you've been doing too many road rides when you should have been on your mountain bike.
In case you've never had that "dirty" feeling after a mountain bike ride, just think of it being a little bit like the title of today's post. It's a grey area.
Anyway, today's route was the Dry Canyon Loop with an out an back on Great Western (aka, upper Fransisco) to the overlook on the south side of Little Baldy. Or "Dry Hump", if you will. With a side of Heavy Petting. Throw in the fact that we smoked the pipe, and I think I may need to call my bishop.
Does this mean I'm back? Let me know if anyone is still out there. Chirp, chirp...
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11 comments:
Welcome back.
You'll have to show me that route sometime. Fewer SUVs up there, I suppose.
With the title of the post, you might see a traffic spike. But perhaps not from your normal audience.
So if that was "dry humping" and "heavy petting," which, by your definitions was good, what would, you know, push you over the top?
How were the weeds? Especially on Bonneville back to the shooting range?
Let's plan a lunch ride for that. How long is the entire ride? That sounds fun! By the way, went and rode AF (mud springs). So good.
One of your best posts. I like it when you crack these posts.
Good to see that there are at least 6 of you still out there.
SBJ: After a nearly 1 year hiatus, I figured I'd need to appeal to the prurient interests of the interwebs to drive some traffic. It worked on you guys.
Ricky: No, I will not go all the way with you.
KC: Scratchy. But only on the BST section you mentioned. Luckily, you are strong with plow, and will be okay.
Bags: I didn't bring a gps. It could be done in 1:15 or so, but like any good, um, "dry hump", we took our time. I'd be up for a Wed lunch ride.
More maps, less fornication. Welcome back to the interwebs.
So is "Lycra Loving" the same as "Levi Loving"?
Hero dirt?
Ha ha...........awesome post.
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